Little do they realize....
1 cup of plain yogurt
2 handfuls [cups?] of frozen strawberries
2 frozen bananas cut in 2" chunks
A splash of milk.
It took the highest setting on my blender, as well as some stopping and starting to push the chunks down toward the blade. The consistency is like soft-serve ice cream.
And they are none-the-wiser. Kiddos, you just ate plain yogurt and old brown bananas.
Let's just keep that part between you and me.