After some thought over the last few days I decided it was high time I posted another belly shot. Mostly because of the incredible difference. There is NO hiding this bump. And that's what it is - a bump - like a crazy looking speedbump - jutterbar - speedhump (depending on your country of origin). In case anyone is wondering if I "popped" - I have no idea. I just know that I'm beginning to worry that my clothing will all be stretched out if I don't stop wearing it all right now. But you know what? Maternity clothes look pretty daggone ridiculous until your tummy REALLY fills them out. A little bump in a shirt designed for the mother elephant looks pretty stupid. Give me a few weeks, I'll be sporting those elephant shirts soon.
Oh shut up, I know I know, I'm not an elephant. But it's all a matter of perspective. And my perspective, following half a container of dip and a hot chocolate (not together you sickos!) your perspective is often rather skewed.
17 weeks, 3 days pregnant.
The real me. I was quoting "I am Lindsay Lohan!" from Achmed the Dead Terrorist's comedy routine. I cannot recommend it, as it is full of off-color jokes and some bad language... however I personally find it funny. :) Now you know the real me. Please stop twitching. Come back!!!
*Don't leave me home alone on Halloween night, with no candy, no good movies, and a dirty house, this is what happens...*
15 weeks and 11 weeks
Oh shut up, I know I know, I'm not an elephant. But it's all a matter of perspective. And my perspective, following half a container of dip and a hot chocolate (not together you sickos!) your perspective is often rather skewed.
17 weeks, 3 days pregnant.
The real me. I was quoting "I am Lindsay Lohan!" from Achmed the Dead Terrorist's comedy routine. I cannot recommend it, as it is full of off-color jokes and some bad language... however I personally find it funny. :) Now you know the real me. Please stop twitching. Come back!!!
*Don't leave me home alone on Halloween night, with no candy, no good movies, and a dirty house, this is what happens...*
15 weeks and 11 weeks
Oh hunnny. Adam and I laugh ourselves stupid at Jeff Dunham. Seriously, like, can't breathe, tears type laughing.
ReplyDeleteAnd you look so cute!
You have to be the CUTEST pregnant woman ever! I love that bump...good thing I physically can't do it again...I may be begging my husband right now!
ReplyDeleteOff to have my pumpkin spice creamer! :0)
Achmed is pretty much the funniest thing EVER. My friends all walk around and say "I kill you" fairly regularly.
ReplyDeleteYou look ADORABLE! by the way!
Aw, its so cute!!! You;er at that perfect cute pregnant stage, before long it'll be the unbelievable pregnant stage lol.
ReplyDeletePS I can go ahead and recommend that comedy routine for ya. Its so clean compared to most of them ;-)
You look so cute!
ReplyDeleteCute, Cute, Cute!! Your are definately not an elephant but I sympathize with the sentiment!! I, too saw Achmed the Dead Terrorist & thought it was funny even though I couldn't recommend it!! Hope everything is going beautifully!
ReplyDeleteEmily in Mississippi
You look great and totally have popped. I am so excited for you.
ReplyDeleteMarie in Sunny, but chilly Florida
You truly look great, I definately dont where pregnacy that good, although i love it even still.
ReplyDeleteHallo
ReplyDeleteWhile surfing the web, I stumbled on your website. You look absolutely beautiful. There is something about pregnant women that make them glow and just looking radiant. I almost wish I can be pregnant now - just to have that look!
Congratulations!
You're so adorable. :) When do you have the *big* ultrasound?
ReplyDeleteAllison in Baton Rouge, LA
hahahaha, WOW! i love these photos, soooooooooooo cute!!!!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I love the Lethal Weapon movies, Die Hard & Robin Williams comedy routines. Go figure.
ReplyDeletehave you tried DARK hot chocolate??? mmmm...now that is GREAT hot cocoa:)
ReplyDeleteand seriously...dip and hot cocoa? I've had marshmallows and graham crackers and pepperoni ALL at the same time before...and NOT been pregnant...lol :) oh and don't forget the marshmallow cereal on mashed potatoes:) Rock! :) hee hee :)
could you find Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin? good halloween flick...lol if you're bored...hee hee....
Wow...that baby sure is growing in there!! Are you starting to feel him or her mocing yet?? That is THE BEST part of the pregnancy.... of course, until the sweet bundle of joy arrives!!
ReplyDelete17 weeks - you are quite big..and its soooo nice!! You are so tiny naturally and being your 3rd baby, you will get nice and big! I would send over some candy if I hadn't eaten it all! Have a great night!!
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious! I love the belly shots, you look great and definitely look like you've popped, congratulations!
ReplyDeleteAmazing Susie, I am so rejoicing with you!! How exciting to see your bump, knowing the beautiful baby that is growing in there. God is so good. Bless ya bunches, Vic
ReplyDeleteYou look great! I admit, I love that comedy bit as well ;-) You are not alone!
ReplyDeleteI know you wont believe me but I think you look great :)
ReplyDeleteI love the pictures too....and I am a closet Jeff Dunham enjoyer also. :) hehe. Love ya! Holly H.
ReplyDeleteGirl, you are too many kinds of cute! I'm so jealous of the adorable pregnant belly and glow look...hopefully it won't be too much longer for me again...but if DH has his way it will be about another year! =( I agree...maternity clothes don't really look good until gigantor preggo belly pregnant and not just bump pregnant! =) I'll think you'll be bump pregnant for a while yet! ;)
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