.... "Get a towel, please," is heard at least once a day.
... "This is the last show. And if you complain when I turn it off, there's no TV tomorrow," is the weapon of choice.
... "Push the green button and call Daddy. You can ask him," is my cop-out mechanism.
... "No! No! Mud does NOT belong on the porch in front of the back door!" gets shrieked. Skip rationality. There were mud pies in front of my door.
... "Do not pass go! Do not pass $200! Go to the tub! Don't touch the walls!" was the calmest I was yesterday afternoon.
... "What do you want? I don't know what you're saying. Say it again? I still don't understand honey, I'm sorry. Do you want this? This? This one? This?" is our guessing game.
... "I know it's wet Sweetie. Turn your cup right-side-up and that won't happen." is the smartest thing I've said this morning.
What about you?