"Mommy, can I have a pickle?"
"Yes, you may."
"Mommy, can I have [whipped] cream on it?"
"Wait. On what?" [Sure that I'm misunderstanding] "On the pickle?!!"
"Honey, that will not taste good. That will be gross."
"No!! But Mommy, it will be great!"
At the library - to another mom:
"I'm 4! I don't drink beer or wine!"
(((The was the sound of my Good Mommy Certificate being ripped to shreds)))
I could not get out of there fast enough.
What amazing things have your kids said recently?