You're proud that you've never taught your daughter that bugs are yucky, and you've never gotta shrieky about bugs before (in front of her) and then she lifts the welcome mat and discovers a large cricket.
The girl's reaction you ask? Calm? Curious? Collected?
Utter and complete meltdown.
Matt ran outside thinking she'd fallen down the steps. Nope. Cricket. 2 feet away. Unbothered by Oceana. Melt. Doooown.
I'm a Girl-Momma!