Seinfeld - The Complete Seventh Season (2006)
This is the lesser-of-the-funny clips from "The Maestro" regarding Kramer's cafe latte obsession. At the end of the show Kramer is awarded cafe latte's for life from JavaWorld. He's drinking them back-to-back and gets kicked out of JavaWorld for (essentially) coming apart at the seams. He's on a total caffeine high and is talking about hundred miles an hour. :)
"I've been drinking cafe latte's since the fifth grade, and I've never looked back!" - Kramer
Are you laughing at me yet?
And yes, we do have Starbucks here - but its 45 minutes drive from here. :o(